Let’s be honest — owning a pool is supposed to be fun. Sparkling water, relaxing afternoons, cannonballs and cocktails. But sometimes, reality hits: the green swamp that appeared overnight, the pump that died at the worst moment, the chemical balancing act that leaves you questioning your sanity — it all adds up to what we call PTPS: Post Traumatic Pool Stress.
Who’s Most At Risk?
We see it every day.
• HOAs: You inherited that community pool — but along with it came endless resident complaints, surprise repair bills, and maybe that one neighbor who thinks they know more than your pool company (please don’t believe them, I assure you we’re trained and CPO certified).
• Residential Owners: You dreamed of backyard paradise, but instead you’ve become the unpaid pool boy, the amateur chemist, and the detective trying to figure out why the pump sounds like a dying walrus. The pool becomes your full-time summer job instead of your hobby oasis to get away from your work.
Sound familiar? You, friend, may be suffering from PTPS, Post Traumatic Pool Stress.
Recognize the Symptoms
- You physically flinch when someone says, “Pool party?”
- You open the pool cover to find a green mess and just close it again. You didn’t want to swim anyway.
- Your summer stress levels spike every time you see leaves blowing toward the pool.
- You’ve Googled “how to fill in a pool” more than once.
- You’ve considered draining it and turning it into a skate park. (Don’t do it.)
There Is a Cure — It’s To Call Metro Pools
At Metro Pools, we’ve helped countless HOAs and homeowners recover from PTPS and fall in love with their pools again.
How?
Proactive Maintenance: Stop the surprises. Our routine service plans mean your pump, filters, chemicals, and water levels get checked and balanced before they can ruin your weekend. Expert Repairs: If something breaks, you’ll have a team that’s seen it all — we fix it fast, and fix it right. Clear Communication: No more being ghosted by your pool guy. You’ll know what’s happening, what’s needed, and when it’ll be done. Stress-Free Upgrades: Thinking about a remodel or energy-efficient equipment? We handle the details, so you don’t have to.
From Stress to Splash, Green to Clean, and Crazy to Cool
It’s time to say goodbye to PTPS.
Trust Metro Pools to take care of your community or backyard oasis like it’s our own — so you can enjoy pool ownership the way it was meant to be: fun, relaxing, and stress-free.
Ready to find the cure? Let’s talk.
720-244-4155
Metropoolscolorado.com
